i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

(via unlaze)




lets get high together. but instead of getting munchies and eating food, I’m just going to eat you instead.

Or both becauSe food makes me just as happy as pussy

I’m down for both sometimes


It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(Source: doll-ballet, via whydontyoulovelife)


””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

(via whydontyoulovelife)